Famous Quotes

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

I love Washington - if it is only to be near my money.
Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish with it.
W. C. fields

I did not expect to see the day when girls would get burned in placeswhere they are now.
Will Rogers

I never said most of the things I say.
Yogi Berra

I took my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
Jay London

I refuse to any club that would have me as a member to join.
Groucho Marx

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged toanother church.
Paul Lynde

I spent a year in this city, on Sunday.
George Burns

I think serial monogamy says it all.
Tracey Ullman

I think she's a Barbie with a clear-cut.
Ellen DeGeneres

I used to Snow White but I drifted.
Mae West

I used to jog but the ice cubes falling into my drink.
David Lee Roth

I used to sell furniture for a living. The problem was, it was mine.the Dawson

I was born under very sad. Both my parents were very poor.
Norman Wisdom