Famous Quotes

Everyone knows how to raise children, except for people who have them.
P. J. Orourke

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten his name.
Milton Berle

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major groups of guilt.
Cathy Guisewite

First get your facts, then you can distort them as you want.
Mark Twain

Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to an exercise club.
Naguib Mahfouz

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck

Luck is with great love, compassion, united family in another city.
George Burns

Have enough sense to know in advance when your skills do not extend the wallpaper.
Marilyn vos Savant

He taught me housekeeping, when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Cleaning can not kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller

How many people here have powers telekenetic? Put your hand.
Emo Philips